POSTCARD 'I can actually hear your words being misspelled...'

POSTCARD 'I wish I was as thin as my patience'

POSTCARD 'I thought growing old would take longer'

POSTCARD 'You can't drink all day if you don't start drinking in the morning'

POSTCARD 'To the baddest bitch'

POSTCARD 'Lie about your age, it's the only thing left to do'

POSTCARD 'Age is irrelavant when you have style'

POSTCARD 'Life is too short to blend in'

POSTCARD 'You should stop worrying about your weight...'

POSTCARD 'Life's a bitch! Oh no wait, that's you!'